Literally all the girls in my class became hella ratchet sluts and pro dancers and all the guys became football and lacrosse champions, probably with six packs, and all my friends pretty much stayed the best type of losers except attractive. 

Shout out to all the kids from white households that have parents that are strict on high grades. Sorry man, you signed up for the easy life but still got the short end of the stick. 

And to the kids form Asian households who ARENT pressured to get high grades, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU CHEAT THE SYSTEM, YOU LUCKY MOTHERFUCKER.




remember last summer when american eagle had that modelling contest where you submit your picture to get votes and if you get into the top 20 votes your picture is displayed at times square in new york

i submitted this photo of me about to sneeze


i placed 12th and i was on the times square billboard for two weeks

i hate each and every single one of you all